Punchlines
Listed below are some punchlines from the greatest jokes of all time. If you know the joke, the punchline alone might be enough to raise a chuckle. See how many of these you can recognize:

Only two, but I don't know how they got in there! 
Yep, she's pregnant too! 
No, we figured out what's causing it! 
Every morning about 7:30 my dad knocks on the bathroom door and says, "God! are you still in there?" 
I've got you fooled today, I'm not wearing any! 
22! 22! 22! 
ellifino! 
Someone who knocks on your door for no reason! 
Well, surprise, surprise, that's not my finger! 
At your wedding, father! 
They try to tie two output ports together! 
Roll aids! 
He stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog. 
Because everyone is always getting rear ended over there! 
10,987,654,321 
To prove he had guts! 
He gave me a 10 inch pianist. 
No, but you'll find out what that thing is for! 
About 300 yen. 
Well, why don't you ask him? Maybe he'll let you! 
Doritos! 
Good! We need to keep up with those protestants! 
A frog in a blender. 
I don't know, but it's on your left shoulder! 
Tell that to Mrs. Truman! 
They have three and a half inch floppies! 
They just make backups! 

L&T - We Make the Things that Make India Proud 
LG - Digitally Yours 
Sify - Making the Internet work for you 
Voltas - ACs with IQ 
Alcatel - Architect of an Internat World 
Cathy Pacific Airlines - The Heart of Asia 
MS Office 97 - Work Less, Do More 
Hyundai - Drive Your Way 
Canon - Delighting You Always 
Philips - Sense & Simplicity 
The Economic Times - The Power of Knowledge 
Cell One - The One for Everyone 
Cantabill - International Clothing 
Business World - Play the Game 
Dolphin - The Affordable Network Service 
SBI - With You all the Way 
Amway - Better Ideas-Better Life 
Omega - The Sign of Excellance 
Jaguar - Dont Dream it, Drive it 
Honda - The Power of Dreams 
MTNL - Transparency makes us Different 
SOTC - You Look the World, We Look After You 
ABN AMRO - Making More Possible 
Business Today - For managing Tomarrow 
Nokia - Connecting People 
Wipro - Applying Thought 
Air France - Making the Sky the best place on Earth 
Air Lufthansa - There's no Better Way to Fly 
Toyota - Touch the Perfection 
Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying 
ITC - Enduring Value 
IFFCO TOKIO - The Life You Desire 
Microsoft - Your Potential, Your Passion 
Epson - Exceed Your Vision 
Park Avenue - Play the Lead 
British Airways - The World is Waiting 
DIGJAM - Dressing the World 
Chevrolet - For a Special Journey called Life 
CNN - Be the First to Know 
MICO-BOSCH - The Power of We 
Sun Microsystem - The Network is the Computer 
TATA Indicom - Business Without Limits 
Amkette - When Reliability Matters 
Dell - Easy to Buy, Easy to Own 
Motorola - Intelligence Everywhere 

ICICI Bank - KV kamath - Hum Hai Na 
Compaq - Ban jaaye baat 
Hyundai Santro - The complete family car 

1. FORD – Built for the Road Ahead
2. GM – Only GM.
3. DAIMLER CHRYSLER – The Future of Automobile
4. BMW – The Ultimate Driving Machine
5. AUDI – Vorsprung Durch Technik
6. TOYOTA - Touch The Perfection
7. HYUNDAI - Drive Your Way
9. HONDA - The Power of Dreams
10. SKODA – Obsessed with Quality since 1897.
11. VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers wanted
12. FIAT - Driven by Passion. FIAT
13. JAGUAR - Born to Perform
14. LEXUS – The Pursuit of Perfection
15. TATA MOTORS – Even More Car per Car
1. Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion
2. Windows XP - Do More with Less
3. HP - Invent ; Everything is Possible
4. Computer Associates - The software that powers the E Business
5. CSC - Experience. Results. 
6. Accenture - High Performance. Delivered
7. IBM - ON DEMAND
8. LENOVO - We are building a new technology company.
9. Apple Macintosh - Think Different.
10. TCS - Beyond the Obvious
11. Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values; Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability
12. WIPRO - Applying Thought
13. EMC - Where Information Lives.
14. Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe.
15. Have You Met Life Today - Metropolitan Life Insurance Company or Metlife. 
2. The Power on your side - Allianz Group
3. Growing and Protecting your wealth - Prudential Insurance Company
4.We know Money - AIG or American International Group Insurance Company
5.Trust thy name is ------- (The fill in the blank itself is the name of the organization) - LIC
6. Be Life Confident - AXA UK
7. You are in good hands - Allstate Insurance Company
8. Your Partner for life - Max NewYork Life Insurance
9. Positively Different. - Standard Insurance Company Limited.
2. Macromedia - What the web can be.
3. 1. India's International Bank -- Bank of Baroda
2. Good People to Bank with -- Union Bank of India
3. Higher Standards -- Bank of America
4. You and Us -- UBS
5. The Citi Never Sleeps -- CITIGROUP or CITIBANK
6. Where Vision Gets Built -- Lehman Brothers
7. The World's Local Bank -- HSBC
8. A Passion to Perform -- Deutsche Bank
9. Making More Possible -- ABN AMRO Bank
4. 1. The Magazine of the Corporate World - BUSINESS INDIA
2. For Managing Tomorrow - BUSINESS TODAY
3. Intelligent Computing - CHIP
4. Your Technology Navigator - DIGIT
5. Play the Game - BUSINESS WORLD
6. Journalism of Courage - The Indian EXPRESS
7. The Power of Knowledge - THE ECONOMIC TIMES
8. The Name India trusts for News - HINDUSTAN TIMES
9. Read a Bestseller everyday - THE DAILY TELEGRAPH
5. MRF - Tyres with Muscle
CEAT - Born Tough
EBAY - The World's Online Market Place
AMAZON.COM - Earth's Biggest BookStore
TIMESJOBS.COM - If you have a reason, we have the job
BLOGGER.COM - Push Button Publishing
Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion
Windows XP - Do More with Less
HP-Invent - Everything is Possible
Accenture - High Performance. Delivered
IBM - ON DEMAND
LENOVO - We are building a new technology company.
Apple Macintosh - Think Different.
TCS - Beyond the Obvious
Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values; Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability
WIPRO - Applying Thought
Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe.
Macromedia - What the web can be.
FORD – Built for the Road Ahead
GM – Only GM.
BMW – The Ultimate Driving Machine
TOYOTA - Touch The Perfection
HYUNDAI - Drive Your Way
HONDA - The Power of Dreams
SKODA – Obsessed with Quality since 1897.
VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers wanted
FIAT - Driven by Passion. FIAT
TATA MOTORS – Even More Car per Car
IBM - I think, therefore IBM.
Dell - Easy as DELL.
Intel - Intel inside.
LEE - The jeans that built America
Master card - There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MASTERCARD.
Kotak - Think Investments. Think Kotak.
Sun Microsystems - The Network is the Computer
Ernst and Young - Quality in Everything we Do
Barclays - Fluent in Finance; Its our business to know your business
Standard Chartered Bank - Your Right Partner
CNBC - Profit from it
AT&T - The World's Networking Company
Monster.com - Never Settle
Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying
Lufthansa - There's no better to fly
British airways - The Way to Fly.
Air Canada - A breath of Fresh Air
Sahara - Emotionally yours.
Malaysian Airlines - Going Beyond Expectations
Kingfisher Airlines - Fly the good times
Exxon Mobil - Taking on the World’s Toughest Energy Challenges
Chevron Corporation - Human Energy
Reliance industries Limited - Growth is Life
British Petroleum - Beyond Petroleum
ONGC - Making Tomorrow Brighter
IOCL - Bringing Energy to Life
BPCL - Pure for Sure
IBP - Pure bhi. Poora bhi
GAIL - Gas and Beyond
Essar corp - A positive a++itude
Speed - High Performance Petrol
Servo - 100 % Performance. Everytime.
NDTV Profit - News you can Use.
Toyota Innova - All you Desire.
Star Sports - We know your game
1. L&T - We Make the Things that Make India Proud 
2. LG - Digitally Yours 
3. Sify - Making the Internet work for you 
4. Voltas - ACs with IQ 
5. Alcatel - Architect of an Internat World 
6. Cathy Pacific Airlines - The Heart of Asia 
7. MS Office 97 - Work Less, Do More 
8. Hyundai - Drive Your Way 
9. Canon - Delighting You Always 
10. Philips - Sense & Simplicity 
11. The Economic Times - The Power of Knowledge 
12. Cell One - The One for Everyone 
13. Cantabill - International Clothing 
14. Business World - Play the Game 
15. Dolphin - The Affordable Network Service 
16. SBI - With You all the Way 
17. Amway - Better Ideas-Better Life 
18. Omega - The Sign of Excellance 
19. Jaguar - Dont Dream it, Drive it 
20. Honda - The Power of Dreams 
21. MTNL - Transparency makes us Different 
22. SOTC - You Look the World, We Look After You 
23. ABN AMRO - Making More Possible 
24. Business Today - For managing Tomarrow 
25. Nokia - Connecting People 
26. Wipro - Applying Thought 
27. Air France - Making the Sky the best place on Earth 
28. Air Lufthansa - There's no Better Way to Fly 
29. Toyota - Touch the Perfection 
30. Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying 
31. ITC - Enduring Value 
32. IFFCO TOKIO - The Life You Desire 
33. Microsoft - Your Potential, Your Passion 
34. Epson - Exceed Your Vision 
35. Park Avenue - Play the Lead 
36. British Airways - The World is Waiting 
37. DIGJAM - Dressing the World 
38. Chevrolet - For a Special Journey called Life 
39. CNN - Be the First to Know 
40. MICO-BOSCH - The Power of We 
41. Sun Microsystem - The Network is the Computer 
42. TATA Indicom - Business Without Limits 
43. Amkette - When Reliability Matters 
44. Dell - Easy to Buy, Easy to Own 
45. Motorola - Intelligence Everywhere
6. . Like. No. Other. - SONY
2. Everyone's Invited or Its hard to Imagine - SAMSUNG
3. Life's Good - LG
4. The Indian Multinational - VIDEOCON
5. Born in Japan Entertaining The World - SANSUI
6. Inspired Living - HAIER
7. Sense and Simplicity - PHILLIPS
8. The Perfect Experience - JVC
9. Choose Freedom - TOSHIBA
AMAZON.COM - Earth’s Biggest BookStore
TIMESJOBS.COM - If you have a reason, we have the job -
BLOGGER.COM - Push Button Publishing
MRF - Tyres with Muscle
CEAT - Born Tough
EBAY - The World’s Online Market Place
Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion
Windows XP - Do More with Less
HP-Invent - Everything is [...]
1. Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion
2. Windows XP - Do More with Less
3. HP - Invent ; Everything is Possible
4. Computer Associates - The software that powers the E Business
5. CSC - Experience. Results. 
6. Accenture - High Performance. Delivered
7. IBM - ON DEMAND
8. LENOVO - We are building a new technology company.
9. Apple Macintosh - Think Different.
10. TCS - Beyond the Obvious
11. Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values; 
Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability
12. WIPRO - Applying Thought
13. EMC - Where Information Lives.
14. Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe.
15. Macromedia - What the web can be.